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We Interrupt Making Fun of Gordon to Make Fun of the Muskbox
Returning to the Muskbox after a long weekend of making fun of Gordon Wittenmyer makes me realize what’s really important in life. And that’s knowing that, no matter how many Matchbox cars I shove up...
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The Cajun Featured in This Week’s Muskbox Is…Chad Durbin? Holy Shit.
I’m a former teacher. And, as such, I’m going to give you a brief, in-class assignment. Imagine every single random, bad pitcher around the MLB you can recall in recent years. The Jason Grillis. The...
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Will H. Simpson Please Report to the Muskbox? D’oh!
The only thing this mask cannot hide...is my love.After a weirdly busy week, I’m refreshed, enthusiastic, and ready to tackle these last few Spring Training games. In case you haven’t noticed. And,...
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Shockingly, the Muskbox Laments the Departure of SAM FULD!
"These gloves hide my surprisingly hairy knuckles."So it was prophesied that in the fourth month of the 2011th year, there would be much wailing, renting of garments, and gnashing of teeth of the loss...
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The Muskbox Answers Fewer Questions Than the Final Season of Lost
Hartig just told me that 9 out of 10 house fires are caused by candles.I know you’re already anticipating next week’s Muskbox, when someone from Terrae Haute suggests that the Cubs take a flyer on...
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The Elusive Muskbox Emerges from Its Two-Month Hibernation
I missed you...The Muskbox hasn’t made an appearances since May 23. That’s a long time for a lot of stupid questions to go unanswered. But this will be an interesting experiment. Will two months be...
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Friday Night Fukudome: Campana vs. Colvin
Your two favorite terrible Iowa Cubs both hit home runs today. Tony Campana’s was an inside-the-park scamper for his first (and almost definitely last) career home run. Tyler Colvin’s was a shot to...
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The Muskbox Addresses the 800-Pound Gorilla: A Jim Hendry Exclusive!
Before we dive knuckles-first into this week’s Muskbox, it’s my duty to point out that tickets to tonight’s compelling Cubs-Reds matchup are currently selling for ONE DOLLAR AND FORTY-EIGHT CENTS on...
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Is This the Last Muskbox of the Season? ONLY THE BUN KNOWS FOR SURE.
There is a very real and sad possibility that last week’s Muskbox may be the last one of the season. Meaning they will certainly address those last remaining questions you have about the Cubs. All of...
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Nobody F@#$s with DeJesus
Well, he's not super-white, but he looks pretty gritty.I was out all day, so I hope I beat all the other blogs to that headline. Jed Hoyer Theo Epstein has made his first signing since joining the...
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